The Rijk of Victorious Friesland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Anton Mussert with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.843 billion Frisians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Groningen. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Victorious Frieslandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,384 trillion Live Rounds a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 341,373 Live Rounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed, psychological disorders are a taboo subject, Anton Mussert accepted United Federation theatrical awards for Best Writer and Best Actress on behalf of the absent recipients, and the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Victorious Friesland's national animal is the Autonomous Murderbot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is National Socialism.

Victorious Friesland is ranked 284,905^th in the world and 222^nd in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Highest Food Quality, scoring 3.32 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.